I need an audiance engaging introduction for my speech on how to deal with a break up?

any suggestions?I need an audiance engaging introduction for my speech on how to deal with a break up?
Just an idea here:





Walk out on the stage, and suddenly scream out the last sentence made to the ex that was getting the boot:





';Don't let the door hit your mangy *^% on the way out you cheating slimeball !!!!';





or something to that affect. Maybe take a plate with you and smash it on the ground or throw it somewhere behind stage. It's just an example that would get their attention in a hurry -





then, suddenly and calmly say ' that may not be the best way to handle today's topic but it's definitely one we can understand. We're going to talk about some better options....' or something like that.





Just the notion that popped into my head.





- KevinI need an audiance engaging introduction for my speech on how to deal with a break up?
By a show of hands, who here is currently married to the first person they ever dated? Good, then what I'm about to say is relevant to all of you (assuming no hands went up).
You can use anology or an imagination. Being animate but enigmatic would help to attract your audience. Anology can be anything that you may create like ' I had a friend name Barbara...' in which its not necessarily a true real life person or anything. The point is that, psychologically, in odd situation, people tend to follow story and being attached to it. If you can ferry people to your fantasy island, here you are, the ability to persuade, convince, to put people in trance is at your finger tips.
Try to engage the audience members in the scenario that rach describes, like ';have you ever felt your heart break? Tears rolling down your cheeks? Thinking your life was over and not being able to forget about someone? That one special someone you thought you'd spend forever with? Maybe a few of you sitting there are feeling that very same thing now. You are the victims of a break up.';
create an image or situation, describe it. like '; tears rolled down the girls cheeks, face buried in her hands. (etcetc)... yet another 'victim' of a tough break up.';
Just break down crying, ';She broke up with me!'; in front of them all. That will get their attention. Then moon them.